satire
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“Assume Good Intent” and Other Corporate Fairytales
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11 min read
Okay so I need to tell this story because if I don’t write it down I’m going to explode. Or maybe implode? Whatever that thing is where you just internally combust from corporate bullshit. Two months ago I started a new job. Actually wait, let me back up because the backstory is important and I’m…
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The Last Supper of Silicon Valley: When Tech Titans Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Donald
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6 min read
Okay, so I need you to picture something for me. It’s September 5th, 2025. The White House. And there’s Mark fucking Zuckerberg sitting next to Donald Trump like they’re old golf buddies. I’m not making this up. The same Zuckerberg who was “deeply shaken and disgusted” by Trump’s rhetoric? Yeah, that guy. Now he’s at…