Life Blogs
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The Last Supper of Silicon Valley: When Tech Titans Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Donald
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6 min read
Okay, so I need you to picture something for me. It’s September 5th, 2025. The White House. And there’s Mark fucking Zuckerberg sitting next to Donald Trump like they’re old golf buddies. I’m not making this up. The same Zuckerberg who was “deeply shaken and disgusted” by Trump’s rhetoric? Yeah, that guy. Now he’s at…
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The Great Passport Lottery Nobody Asked to Play
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5 min read
Traveling seems fun and fulfilling, unless you belong to a country like mine. There are so many hilariously absurd things packed into this one simple truth. Let’s start with the obvious: I didn’t choose to be born, and I definitely didn’t get to pick my coordinates on the world map. I think my parents just…
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Hello, World!
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1 min read
No matter how funny it gets to write a blog with that title, I will always do that. I can still remember the first C program I learned to write that simply printed this line. And I can still remember the excitement to know about the importance of returning 0. Anyway, it’s hopefully my last…